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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Conversational French

I did an entry on this last year, as I know several useless French phrases that are either ridiculous or rude, sometimes both. But tonight, I learned a new French verb that I thought you might like.

The English translation is "to wax," as in "to wax a surfboard."

The French verb? "Farter."

It is conjugated thusly in the present tense:

je farte
tu fartes
il/elle farte
nous fartons
vous fartez
ils/elles fartent

Please make a note of it.

4 Comments:

Anonymous wiz said...

And who taught you that?

September 21, 2008 8:45 PM  
Blogger James said...

"I wax my surfboards and my old friends."

The Babel Fish translator on Yahoo.com translates the preceding sentence as follows:

"Je cire mes planches de surfing et mes vieux amis."

September 21, 2008 10:18 PM  
Blogger notenoughblogs said...

The Babel Fish translator peut aller se faire grater le nez. C'est un plaisir de farter. Je trouve du repos en fartant.

September 22, 2008 5:00 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

The Babel Fish translator can go to be made grater the nose. C' is a pleasure of waxing. I find rest while waxing.

September 22, 2008 6:58 AM  

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